Dr Gadget - Gadget Shop - Official Borat Mankini Swimsuit

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Batteries Included: 0 Binding: Toy Brand: Official Borat Mankini Swimsuit Color: Green Department: mens EAN: 5020570297773 Feature: The officially licensed Borat Mankini Label: Smiffys Manufacturer: Smiffys Publisher: Smiffys Studio: Smiffys
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The officially licensed Borat Mankini It is a bikini for men, as fashioned by Borat Sagdiyev One size fits all!
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Customer Rating:      Summary: amazing! Comment: this mankini is one of the best ive ever used, and ive used many!
there is one flaw though, my penis did not like the pressure that the mankini was inflicting on it and i now have to put my penis in a tub of sudocrem and i am developing genitle warts!
but other than that its fun as hell!
Customer Rating:      Summary: mankini Comment: I think that this toy is very good fun and I totaly agree with you mr william o mansfield it does get you lots of atention from the germans. I reallly enjoyed this product i give it an A*
Customer Rating:      Summary: Mankini Comment: I wore this on the beach in the South of France this summer, and I must say that it gets you a lot of attention (especially from Germans[?]). I would totally recommend anyone to buy this mankini; it looks superb, its extremely durable, and its really comfortable no matter where you decide to wear it.
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Attention. This is not a gadget. It is a bikini for men, a subject which makes us men here at gadgetshop HQ hastily cross and uncross our legs before coughing loudly and talking about 'sports' and slasher movies. It looks better on Borat than it does on my colleage Simon, which is genuinely saying something. Maybe it's Simon's Clarks Pathfinders that spoil the effect. So let's not talk about men. Let's take a dispassionate look at the functional benefits of the mankini over more conventional swimwear. First, it's a one-piece for convenience. Then, it's lurid shade of lime, meaning that it's going to get you seen. Lots. So it's safe when you're in the water. Additionally, it's official 20th Century Fox cinematic merchandise, so it's not some Khazak rio-off that will have you scratching all the way to your GP. Crucially, it possesses a pouch in which to safely stow one's crown jewels. And finally, it is emblazoned with the Borat cinematic logo device, just in case anyone should think your efforts serious. So there you have it. Makes a terrific comedy gift. An amazing Secret Santa. A self-deprecating poolside appearance. And a guaranteed (but polite) refusal at the door to the Sistine Chapel. The Mankini is now among us. Buy at your peril.
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